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by Mark Barber on Tue 24 Mar 2009 06:37 PM Permanent Link | Comments [8]
 
WTF.



Has the world turned on it's head? In a country full to the gills with cheap beer swilling, queen st stomping, rugby watching boofheads, there are some of us that cringe at the thought of herding with the masses and find refuge in activities that differ from the norm.

While a fairly significant number spend Saturday mornings chasing around after a leather egg, with 14 of their best mates, occasionally stopping to touch each other, some of us are finding expression in a less homoerotic manner than that of our large foreheaded counterparts.

It's safe to say that skateboarding and rugby are polar opposites, and thats how we'd like it to stay thanks.



So I find it disconcerting that some marketing genius has decided to combine the two in what can best be described as the most embarassing thing to happen to skateboarding in this country. I don't think I'm being dramatic, the last thing we need is more rugby heads wearing pricepoint skatebranded teeshirts produced by 'skate companies' that used to have credibility.

I don't wanna see them stomping around, up and down high st, in and out of Paris Texas with their big hands and their small heads, in logo's that were cool for the last time in '97. Stick to Ed Hardy, Mr Williams, don't you know tattoo's are cool now?



Leave skateboarding alone, we don't want you.



I'll let Zeb Beall say the rest.



"so lets just get this straight....



when i was a lad at school, being a skateboarder was frowned upon, everyone in school called us bunnies and gave us shit about our clothes and the way we talked and the music we liked...they basically hated us, especially the boofhead rugby c*nts...



now rugby is so boring they (the boofheads) have to have skate demos to attract more fans or keep their existing fans entertained while the meatheads have rubdowns and drink special water????? "
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#1 Comment posted by Alan Watson on Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:00 AM

fuck, what. rugby sucks. leave skating out of it.
#2 Comment posted by Johnny Agnew on Thu 26 Mar 2009, 09:34 AM

I fucking hate rugby heads.
They can't hold their booze, their girlfriends have been on more blocks than Risky's cars, they bloody love communal showers and their footy lingo makes me sick.
Ruck the soap you big bunch of faggots.

#3 Comment posted by QUiRK on Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:57 AM

I went to a all boy school, rugby culture, beer and homosexuality ruled that school. Everything I did that wasn't relevant to their culture was taboo and frowned upon. I fucked up a 6 stair one time and came in with a sprained ankle and was givin shit about it for the next month. Now I'm at uni every rugby fan and his dog is fucking skating (and falling off) and telling me to so I can be 'normal' like them. Skateboarding at a rugby match is like having a gay pride parade at a Catholic church. Haha but you can't hate organisms that aren't capable of thought.

Peace
#4 Comment posted by guy on Thu 26 Mar 2009, 03:03 PM

pretty dumb comments. quite a few people like both rugby and skateboarding. don't pigeonhole. big fucken deal, some "boofhead" picked on u at school. skateboarding is as mainstream as anything else these dayz. u are the mainstream. get over yourself and your "activities that differ from the norm". lol emo.
#5 Comment posted by Mark B on Thu 26 Mar 2009, 03:34 PM

ahahah, great! some comments at last! Cheers fellas.

guy - you won't see me normally have a rant about things like this. I can't trust myself not to be emotional, but it's a weird feeling when something you have quite some time invested in becomes bastardized, and put on show for a bunch of people who don't really have an appreciation for it. I get your point about it being fairly mainstream now, but it's not something that most of us want.

anwyays, thanks for your input.


#6 Comment posted by Johnny Agnew on Fri 27 Mar 2009, 05:25 PM

Guy...eat a dick you cocksmoker.
Following that, insert a pigeon in your anal hole and take a seat at the big game.
The only mainstream you'd know about is the torrent of cum drenching your forehead and lips.



#7 Comment posted by zeb beall on Sat 28 Mar 2009, 08:21 AM

save it with the guidance counciller speech guy,you obviously dont skate,never skated and wont skate.(thankfully)i dont know one single skateboarder that gives a shit about rugby.we as skaters are very proud of what we do and to have a billabong owned skate company sell skateboarding's ass to the general public via a rugby game in the hopes it will come back in sales for them is a total cop out in our books.....
go back to the watercooler and spray your uninformed made for tv opinion to someone who cares.(i.e NOONE)
#8 Comment posted by justin watene on Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:03 AM

Let me shake the water out of my ears... Too much surfing..

A demo at a rugby game! Fucked up!!

Now lets get a demo at Vic of a rugby game/ game of touch, so we can laugh at them. Mark B sum'd it up. Stay away and everything will be OK....

Remember skateboarding sux... Lets just keep that secret between us.


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